Baptist Jokes

A Baptist was the only survivor on a sinking ocean-liner and made it ashore a desert island. He managed to survive for 5 years before a rescue party arrived to save him. He told them "thanks for coming, let me show you how I've lived before we go." He pointed to his hut and said "I made this from sticks and leaves to provide shelter." There were two cliffs high above the beach with a building on each. The survivor pointed to one and said "I built that building with the cross last year to have a place to worship God." The rescuers asked "what is the building on the other cliff for?" The survivor responded acrimoniously, "oh...that's where I USED to go to church."
There's several good Baptist jokes here.